February 2012
Mom: Where do you think you'll be after high school?
Me: Homeless.
Took a girl home from a club last night.
Me: You'll be walking funny tomorrow.
Her: Ooooooh, have a big cock do we?!
Me : *locks door*
Me: No, I'm going to cut off your feet.
loveismyjudge:
Tony from skins is like on a whole new level of sexy, it’s unbelievable
emily licked my elbow earlier and i had no idea, the only reason i found out is after bullying her after she shouted ‘5POINTS’ apparently if you lick a granny’s elbow you get 1000 points, hm
fuck you all im going out on saturday night
Watchmountaindr3w:
mountaindr3w:
London look part 2
watching my big fat gypsey wedding and i though of this lol omggg
what
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someone attend the willow festival in peterborough... →
